Never before in the
history of Mankind
er, well maybe not never, but not since william McKinley
Have so many been misled by so few
As one man leads a relentless battle against terrorism, evil doers and common sense.
George W. Bush starring
Worst Side Story
Act one scene one, in a dark alley in anytown USA..
Young Bush comes to the aid of an America beset by many problems
all of which he promptly ignores.
I thought I had a good health plan
Too late I found itís a big scam
With all the money that I spend
All of my doctors should be my friend
Bush is a hick in America
V.P.ís a dick in America
Quick moneyís slick in America
But donít Get Sick in America
But he is not alone
in his jihad
Early on he was counseled by his father, ďDubya, you moronĒ
So, instead he listened
to sage Donald Rumsfeld who instructed him on the art of the geopolictal
When you got Jets you can always enjoy
Watching Jetless third worlders no toys to deploy
When you got Jets you can make all the rules
You donít have to explain to a pack of old fool
When you got Jets you
blah blah blah blah,
youíre the gold medal kid with the heavyweight Crown
World markets are always at your beck and call
Out source your labor, watch Societies fall.
Youíre always alone
Pickiní up your pieces
Selliní it at home
That Terror never ceases
Amid Wall Street fleeces.
Young Bush lined up
the axis of evil like so many bowling pins when Colin Powell steps from
the shadows to deliver a call for caution
Donít blow it boys
With your Toys
Stay cool George
Before they Saw it
Be Cooly cool, George
Go Man Go, But not
like a Yalie Frat Boy
Donít play the Fool, boy
Responding to Powellís message of reason, bush invaded two countries, threaten six others, alienated OLD EUROPE, and settled an old score with the National Guard.
I Feel Petty
I feel petty but good petty
Like than Petty who drives those NASCARS
And like you should
I bet that He would
Follow me up to the Stars
Whoís the petty boy
on that carrier
In his flight suit
Such a petty ploy
billion dollar toy
Never one so coy
Being President is a HOOT.
Then America is saved
by the red, white and blue of the Patriot Act
Your Rights (Tonight)
Your Rights, Your rights
You gave up all your rights
You sold them for a Star-spangled tale
No Rights No Rights
You Donít have any rights
To complain of your pain
Or your plight.
You lost your right
to private counsel
You lost your right to redress
Disarmed without a fight
So here we are and what was just a word is a scar
Fighting for his own
personal integrity and five percent of this broadcast, Ralph don quixote
Nader tilts again the attorney general.
No statue could ever temp him
No bronze bust ever Could
Vigilent against Temptation
And the threat of rising wood.
Seal off all the borders
Lock up all the crooks
Read the Bible
Burn all the other books
General Ashcroft, youíve been played for the fool
Youíre Satanís handmaiden, but you think that youíre cool
Youíre the Anti-Christís henchman and come Judgement Day
And with your sorry butt youíll pay.
You shall pay, you shall pay you shall pay pay pay, with your sorry butt, you shall pay.