WORST SIDE STORY

Never before in the history of Mankind
er, well maybe not never, but not since william McKinley
Have so many been misled by so few
As one man leads a relentless battle against terrorism, evil doers and common sense.

George W. Bush starring in
Worst Side Story
Act one scene one, in a dark alley in anytown USA..
Young Bush comes to the aid of an America beset by many problems
all of which he promptly ignores.

America

Verse:
I thought I had a good health plan
Too late I found it’s a big scam
With all the money that I spend
All of my doctors should be my friend

Chorus
Bush is a hick in America
V.P.’s a dick in America
Quick money’s slick in America
But don’t Get Sick in America
 
 

But he is not alone in his jihad
Early on he was counseled by his father, “Dubya, you moron”

So, instead he listened to sage Donald Rumsfeld who instructed him on the art of the geopolictal gambit
 

Rumsfeld
JETS SONG
When you got Jets you can always enjoy
Watching Jetless third worlders no toys to deploy
When you got Jets you can make all the rules
You don’t have to explain to a pack of old fool

When you got Jets you blah blah blah blah,
you’re the gold medal kid with the heavyweight Crown
World markets are always at your beck and call
Out source your labor, watch Societies fall.

You’re always alone
Pickin’ up your pieces
Sellin’ it at home
That Terror never ceases
Amid Wall Street fleeces.

Young Bush lined up the axis of evil like so many bowling pins when Colin Powell steps from the shadows to deliver a call for caution
 

Powell
Cool
Don’t blow it boys
With your Toys
Stay cool George

Shock it
Awe it
Before they Saw it
Be Cooly cool, George

Go Man Go, But not like a Yalie Frat Boy
Don’t play the Fool, boy
Real Cool.

Responding to Powell’s message of reason, bush invaded two countries, threaten six others,  alienated OLD EUROPE, and settled an old score with the National Guard.

I Feel Petty
I feel petty but good petty
Like than Petty who drives those NASCARS
And like you should
I bet that He would
Follow me up to the Stars

Who’s the petty boy on that carrier
In his flight suit
Such a petty ploy
billion dollar toy
Never one so coy
Being President is a HOOT.
 
 
 

Then America is saved by the red, white and blue of the Patriot Act
 

Your Rights (Tonight)
Your Rights, Your rights
You gave up all your rights
You sold them for a Star-spangled tale

No Rights No Rights
You Don’t have any rights
To complain of your pain
Or your plight.

You lost your right to private counsel
You lost your right to redress
Disarmed without a fight
So here we are and what was just a word is a scar
No Rights...

Fighting for his own personal integrity and five percent of this broadcast, Ralph don quixote Nader tilts again the attorney general.
 

Officer Krupke
Verse
No statue could ever temp him
No bronze bust  ever Could
Vigilent against Temptation
And the threat of rising wood.

Seal off all the borders
Lock up all the crooks
Read the Bible
Burn all the other books

chorus
General Ashcroft, you’ve been played for the fool
You’re Satan’s handmaiden, but you think that you’re cool
You’re the Anti-Christ’s henchman and come Judgement Day
And with your sorry butt you’ll pay.
You shall pay, you shall pay you shall pay pay pay, with your sorry butt, you shall pay.