Avant radio was there when Vice President Cheney and Justice Anton Scalia went duck hunting.
D:
Tony Tony Tony!
A
Dickie Dickie Dickie!
It’s a swamp. In Jersey,
if you see a swamp, someone tying chains to your feet–should you catch
my drift. Is this a Duck hunt or a duck hit?
D:
I wanted to share
my hospitality with you, my friend.
A:
I love to hunt ducks,
but Dick, I’m not stupid. Why is the capo di tutti capi making a fuss over
a Judge from Jersey?
D.
The time has come...are
you prepared to perform the service that you owe me?
A
Yes, Godfather, what
is the debt of honor to be.
D:
No Dots
A
No Dots
D
A No Dot Debt
A:
A I don’t do Dots,
do I?
D:
Not you, Dem. I don’t
want dem connecting doz dots.
A:
So, Dey Don’t dot,
Dick?.
D:
Gas prices spike Dot
Heating oil prices
spike. Dot
Natural gas prices
go through the roof
A
Dot
A
California doesn’t
back Bush, california gets Enronned
D
DOT—Iraq threatens
East Squat and Drop it , USA
A
Bada Bing Bada Boom
D
Any Questions?
A:
Well, there are known
knowns, and there are known unknowns
But what get you in
trouble are the Unknown unknowns
D:
Wha? Have you
been talking to Rummy Walnuts again??
Hey Listen, just remember
a forty room palace on the banks of the Tigris River aint’ an impossible
possible. I can get it for you really cheap....So you get it?
A;
got it.
D:
Good. Let’s hunt.
A: Make him say Quack Quack, I love it when they say that..
D:
Say it, raghead
Rh
Alla hu Akbar
A:
Pull
Rh
shot gun blasts.