Quack Quack!!!            

Avant radio was there when Vice President Cheney and Justice Anton Scalia went duck hunting.

D:
Tony Tony Tony!
A
Dickie Dickie Dickie!
It’s a swamp. In Jersey, if you see a swamp, someone tying chains to your feet–should you catch my drift. Is this a Duck hunt or a duck hit?

D:
I wanted to share my hospitality with you, my friend.

A:
I love to hunt ducks, but Dick, I’m not stupid. Why is the capo di tutti capi making a fuss over a Judge  from Jersey?

D.
The time has come...are you prepared to perform the service that you owe me?

A
Yes, Godfather, what is the debt of honor to be.

D:
No Dots
A
No Dots

D
A No Dot Debt

A:
A I don’t do Dots, do I?

D:
Not you, Dem. I don’t want dem connecting doz dots.

A:
So, Dey Don’t dot, Dick?.

D:
Gas prices spike Dot
Heating oil prices spike.  Dot
Natural gas prices go through the roof

A
Dot
 

A
California doesn’t back Bush, california gets Enronned

D
DOT—Iraq threatens East Squat and Drop it , USA

A
Bada Bing Bada Boom

D
Any Questions?

A:
Well, there are known knowns, and there are known unknowns
But what get you in trouble are the Unknown unknowns

D:
Wha?  Have you been talking to Rummy Walnuts again??
Hey Listen, just remember a forty room palace on the banks of the Tigris River aint’ an impossible possible.  I can get it for you really cheap....So you get it?

A;
got it.
D:
Good. Let’s hunt.

A: Make him say Quack Quack, I love it when they say that..

D:
Say it, raghead

Rh
Alla hu Akbar

A:
Pull
Rh
shot gun blasts.