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Tom:- Avant Radio presents.... GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY

> The date Aug. 6, 2001
> The place: Crawford Texas
> The Man: George W. Bush
> And the other guy  George Tenet
>
> The President is about to receive his Presidential Daily briefing
>
> Tenet: Mr. President, it’s time for your morning intel- briefing .
>
> Bush: Is it still scary?
>
> Tenet: Sir, the title says it all.
>
> Bush- The title is the first part

Tenet- Yes it is, sir

Bush- I love it when people misunderestimate me. Lets see, now...(reading)' Osama determined to Attack ....the USA.'

Tenet: Very good, sir..
>
Bush:- My studies are very important. You have to work REAL hard to be the most powerful man in the world.  I can’t watch TV til 10.
>
Tenet: A lot to cover, sir..
>
Bush: Ok
>
Tenet: There’s a sustained pattern of action that indicates an iminent attack.

Bush-a  imamint attack?

Tenet- iminite

Bush- imanut?

Tenet- Iminent! Iminent! Iminent attack!..... Sir.

Bush: That’s not good.

Tenet: That’s right, sir, that’s not good.
>
Bush: Well, are we gonna git 'em?

Tenet: A whole lot of the FBI is working real hard to make sure we do
>
Bush: How many?
>
Tenet: A whole lot.
>
Bush: How many?
>
Tenet: 40.
>
Bush: How many?
>
Tenet: all right, .....70

Bush (laughing) Laura  tries to fool me, too. Like we really need a harp coach!!!

Tenet: Sir, no cookie
>
Bush: No cookie ?
>
Tenet: Read the next part, sir
>
Bush: In----Tur----Nahhhhhh
>
Tenet: International
>
Bush: I knew that
>
Tenet: Sir, we’re going to need some decisions..... today.
>
Bush: Whoa there, now-  Dick is in Cleveland, and I’m on vacation—

Tenet- It's about Osama, sir..

Bush-  V-a-c-a-shun!!! vacation means to vacate. I'm vacatin'. August is my turn to vacate.                         I got fish to fry and brush to hog and ..

Tenet- (interrupting) It may be Al Qaeda, sir!

Bush- Did you just interrupt me?

Tenet- I wouldn't interrupt you, sir.

 Bush- Because if you were to ..

 Tenet- (interrupting) I would never interrupt you , sir.

Bush- And why should you never interrupt me?
 

Tenet- Because you're the most powerful man in the world, sir.

 Bush- and?.....

Tenet- and, sir?....

 Bush- and because Jesus thinks its rude to interrupt.

Tenet- I hope that you would excuse...

Bush-(interrupting) Jesus hates a interrupter as bad as He hates evildoers!

Tenet- Would you tell Jesus that I'm sorry if I seemed to interrupt?

 Bush-He's busy..

Tenet: What about Osama??

 Bush: Oooh,  I hate him...in a Christian-y kind of way . Which way is north?

 Tenet- I think its that way, sir

 Bush- Well, I have to go to the other north so the press can see me clear brush with a
                    chain saw.

Tenet- Do you think thats wise, sir?

 Bush- Imamint-ly .
 

Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda
Here we are just
outside Fallajah
We ain’t dug deep,
We ain’t dug at all
We can tie our crap on top in
back and really haul

Most days they scoot and pop
Hope for a lucky shot
We could laugh about their tactics
if they ever stop
Sometime a guy gets hit,
most times they shake it off
Did the Red Sox tank against the Yanks
Is the curse off

Hey ma, you’d hate the chow
We’re told it once was cow
but if this red stuff ever met a cow
I don’t know how

Before you throw a fit
Hey Fadda, make her sit
heating up our evening meal
involves a hot armpit

LIBERTY
WE’LL BRING TO IRAQ
LIBERTY
THERE’S NO GOING BACK
DUBYA EMM DEES
WE NEVER SAW BUT STILL WE GAVE THEM SHOCK AND AWE

LIBERTY
THEY’RE SO UNGRATEFUL
LIBERTY
THEY ARE SO HATEFUL
Don’t leave me out where they’re throwing rocks
Don’t let me come home in a box....

CUT BACK FROM SONG
      v.o. Meanwhile, at the south 40 of the west-Texas White House-
          Tenet- Look out, sir, thats poison-ivy!!! Poison-ivy, sir!!!!
           Bush- Owl in my hair!! Owl in my hair!!!