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IRAQI-SLACKY

BUSH
My Fellow Americans.
Laura and I wish to communicate to you in the simplest way we know how

LAURA
Dubya, you tell em.

BUSH
In a way even a moron could understand, OUR plan for Iraqi Freedom.

LAURA (emphatically)
AMEN.

BUSH
Of course, we’re not really leaving IRAQ, we’re just kinda moving things around, (shreiks in pain) Ouuuuuu

LAURA (scolding)
GEORGE W.

BUSH
Anyway here’s OUR plan in a way, ANYBODY can remember.

TOGETHER:

We put the NATO troops in
> We take the U.S. Troops out
> Let the special forces in
> And we shake them all about
> Do the Iraqi slackie
> and our polls will turn around
> That's what it's all about.
>
> We let the corporations in
Keep the Europeans out
Let Allawi (A LA WAY) look important
Keep our finger on the spout
Do the Iraqi slackie
and our polls will turn around
That’s what it’s all about.

Let The terrorists come in
Let the terrorists go out
Make all the people frightened
So they’re shakin’ all about
Do the Iraqi slackie
and our polls will turn around
That’s what it’s all about.

(APPLAUSE)
thank you thank you.

LAURA
Oh Dubya, I just love it when you put em in and take em out.

God Bless America!

BUSH
Amen to that, Good night America

LAURA
Goodnight..
BUSH
Goodnight...

LAURA:
(After a pause, the facade is down, change of attitude in the voice)
Anybody got a smoke ??

BUSH
You think they bought it??