BUSH
My Fellow Americans.
Laura and I wish to
communicate to you in the simplest way we know how
LAURA
Dubya, you tell em.
BUSH
In a way even a moron
could understand, OUR plan for Iraqi Freedom.
LAURA (emphatically)
AMEN.
BUSH
Of course, we’re not
really leaving IRAQ, we’re just kinda moving things around, (shreiks in
pain) Ouuuuuu
LAURA (scolding)
GEORGE W.
BUSH
Anyway here’s OUR
plan in a way, ANYBODY can remember.
TOGETHER:
We put the NATO troops
in
> We take the U.S.
Troops out
> Let the special
forces in
> And we shake them
all about
> Do the Iraqi slackie
> and our polls will
turn around
> That's what it's
all about.
>
> We let the corporations
in
Keep the Europeans
out
Let Allawi (A LA WAY)
look important
Keep our finger on
the spout
Do the Iraqi slackie
and our polls will
turn around
That’s what it’s all
about.
Let The terrorists
come in
Let the terrorists
go out
Make all the people
frightened
So they’re shakin’
all about
Do the Iraqi slackie
and our polls will
turn around
That’s what it’s all
about.
(APPLAUSE)
thank you thank you.
LAURA
Oh Dubya, I
just love it when you put em in and take em out.
God Bless America!
BUSH
Amen to that, Good
night America
LAURA
Goodnight..
BUSH
Goodnight...
LAURA:
(After a pause, the
facade is down, change of attitude in the voice)
Anybody got a smoke
??
BUSH
You think they bought
it??